I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. website It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe that just took place. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?